I need some work

Give me something to do!!! Man, I never thought i'd say this, but having nothing to do really sucks. Especially when everyone around you is buzzing around like a bee, busy with work, and here i am, sitting in one corner, stuck with overdue copies of National Geographic. Not that i'm deliberately idling my time away, but there's absolutely nothing for me to do, despite many requests. But i don't blame anyone, cos firstly everything is in a mess! I can't do any work using a computer terminal as i need a smart card that in my personal docket, which somehow failed to make its way to the manpower department I.e. nothing to do except walk around, read something or... go exercise...hmm... might be a good idea...